Petty Gods "Minions Lightning Round" Challenge

VERY IMPORTANT! THIS IS A LIGHTNING ROUND! ANY AND ALL SUBMISSIONS RECEIVED IN TIME WILL BE INCLUDED! BUT YOU ONLY HAVE 4 HOURS TO FINISH THIS CHALLENGE! NO SUBMISSIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED AFTER THE CUT-OFF TIME!

TIME CUTOFFS FOR THIS CHALLENGE....
GMT+1 (Sweden/Germany) - Monday, December 15, 12:00 a.m. (midnight)
United Kingdom, Greenwich Mean Time - Sunday, December 14, 11:00 p.m.
United States, Easter Time Zone - Sunday, December 14, 6:00 p.m.
United States, Central Time Zone - Sunday, December 14, 5:00 p.m.
United States, Mountain Time Zone - Sunday, December 14, 4:00 p.m.
United States, Pacific Time Zone - Sunday, December 14, 3:00 p.m.
United States, Alaska Time Zone - Sunday, December 14, 2:00 p.m.
Australian Capital Territory - Monday, December 15, 10:00 a.m.

General Description: I got some really great entries the other day for a particular image (the image at left that I re-inked from the Byam Shaw original). So I decided to include all of the various entries in Expanded Petty Gods under the same image. The challenge today... write your own entry for the same image!

Use the Lab Lord format for entries as described in the previous Minions/Knights/Servitors post.

Send your descriptions in .rtf, .txt, .doc or .docx format only. DO NOT SEND PDFs!!!
Mail your entry to: pgcopy(at)newbigdragon(dot)com

IMPORTANT: IF YOU HAVEN'T PREVIOUSLY SUBMITTED FOR "PETTY GODS" PUBLICATION, INCLUDE YOUR NAME AS YOU'D LIKE YOUR CREDIT TO APPEAR WITH YOUR ENTRY!

CONTINUED RULE FOR THIS ROUND: Unlike the last few rounds, this round the minion you write up may serve a particular petty god (that rule has been off the table the last couple of rounds), but they may also serve a certain type or kind of petty god (e.g., a petty god with a particular domain, a petty god of a certain race, etc., instead of serving a particular petty god). If the minion serves a particular petty god, please make sure that god is already included in the book (I'd rather not have to work a new god entry in to justify a minion); you're also welcome to ask me to recommend a god based on your concept. If you make them serve a particular type of petty god, and I know there's an entry for that type of god, I may connect the minion with that petty god when the minion copy gets put into the layout.

BTW, if you've submitted an entry before for this image, you're quite welcome to submit another, but please give it a new name.